Evil Villain Name?

    OK, Today I TRIED to do something nice for the wife (who shall be hence forth known as Wife, FYI.), I decided to clean out and defrost our mini fridge...

    First let me explain a bit about the fridge, Its about 3.5 ft tall, and it has one of the metal shelves up at the top that is the freezer section. Interesting note: that metal basket is a cleverly hidden series of tubes the the Freon like shit they use runs through to cool the fridge, cool huh? yea I didn't know that....

    So back to the story. There was about 3 inches of solid ice built up on this, and I was trying to hurry to surprise Wife, So I decide to use a small phillipshead screwdriver to chip out some of the bigger chunks. all was going well for the first fifteen minutes or so until god him self descended from heaven and focused the force of an Arctic storm directly into my face, Or so it seemed at the time.

    After the shock and realisation that I was in fact, still alive, and not standing before my maker awaiting my final judgement. I tired to piece together what had just happened as I could no longer see out of my right eye and the side of my face felt as if I had a slight sunburn. It seems as I was chiseling out the ice I punctured One of the tubes holding the compressed Freon, and just like an adult film star I got a direct shot to the face.


    You know sometime life seems funny, here I was possibly blind and a half frozen face, yet the olny thing i was worried about was how to tell the Wife that we need a new fridge....

Well at least I can have a cool Evil Villain Name: Frost Eye.

I know, you're jealous....


-Rusty